Monday, July 20, 2009

Percocet

... dreamy saviour or villainous traitor?

After the C-section, I was given a miracle drug... Percocet. Now, I know why people can fall victim to this warm sleepy hazy prey. Mr. P. (as I call him) helped me to venture out into the world pain-free just 3 days after surgery. How can this be bad, I asked myself? We traveled to such exotic places as Fred Meyer, Target and, let us not forget the joy of University Village!
Mr. P. had me so convinced that I was FINE, and then... he was gone! This is when the pain really kicked it up a notch! I asked my doc for a refill and whether it was normal to still be needing the pills 8 days after surgery. She asked what my activity level had been, so I proudly told her!! Why not, I was doing GREAT!? Not really; she said I was grounded for a full week- no leaving the house, and no lifting more than one baby. Talk about a buzz kill!

Then the good doc told me my old friend Mr. P. was out the door; she replaced him with his less evil cousins Vicodin and Advil. Generic Advil to boot! (and we all know I am a name brand girl!) I added the Guinness myself... purely for enhanced milk production of course!

This lasted another 8 days. And here I am almost fully recovered, but for a strange new addiction, courtesy of Courtney. A BACON chocolate bar? What? Two of my faves in one! How bad can this be?

At least the gateway lead me to chocolate with BACON and not under a Seattle bridge in Belltown.
So I ask you again- Mr. P., dreamy saviour (who circuitously lead me to the chocolate of my dreams) or villainous traitor?
I will let you know!

No drugs were taken during the writing of this blog

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ooh I loves me some bacochocolate! I found those while pregnant...so dangerously delightful!-Tylar

Meg said...

Okay, you are hilarious. Loving that you are a little drug seeker. I want to come visit!!! But Jeremy told me your not taking visitors;). Anyway, I can cook as bad as that chocolate/bacon bar sounds...so let me bring you dinner! Call me...or text 206-618-3008. I want to meet those beauties, and possible shoot up with you.

Gia said...

ok so I fell victim to Mr P as well......
I can remember sitting in the MIDDLE of the bed breast feeding Hope and "thinking" I was falling off the edge of the bed and actually was trying to break that fall......thank god my friend was in the room with me....
but I sure as heck at the script to go home with :-)